Bazeball
I'm trying to get into baseball but can't really take it seriously. Maybe it's just The Comeback - a miniseries I'm watching - but there are just such characters in the sport:
- Pedro MartÃnez intentionally sending 2 Yankees batters to the ambulance - and is proud of it.
- Grady Little saying shit like "I was never into analytics. It's like when I'm at the beach with my wife, and a lady in a bikini is in front of me - she's showing me a whole lot, but not everything".
- Kevin Millar shaving heads and saying "And now we're rolling into Yankee Stadium looking like a bunch of sperms - 25 sperms just bobbing our heads".